Quagontgid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind horse.

Quagontgid created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Quagontgid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quagontgid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quagontgid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quagontgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Quagontgid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear fawn shoes.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.