Moblenkap Misgilkop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust elephant.

Moblenkap Misgilkop created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moblenkap Misgilkop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Moblenkap Misgilkop, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Moblenkap Misgilkop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Moblenkap Misgilkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. You must love Moblenkap Misgilkop.

5. Worship no other gods but Moblenkap Misgilkop.