Fodflagxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, flying dryad.

Fodflagxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodflagxuc, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodflagxuc, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fodflagxuc's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fodflagxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fodflagxuc in the centre of the settlement.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fodflagxuc on top of all buildings.

5. Do not kill birds.