Nartdidmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, competent dragonfly.

Nartdidmis created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartdidmis, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nartdidmis, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nartdidmis' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nartdidmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Nartdidmis in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near mites while wearing orange dresses and balancing six nickel spheres on your chest.