Pittabsand is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent zebra.

Pittabsand created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pittabsand, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pittabsand, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pittabsand's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pittabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide if nine moths approach from the north.

5. Retreat if three shrews approach from the west.