Dadarmyok Zodvedzen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak faun.

Dadarmyok Zodvedzen created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadarmyok Zodvedzen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dadarmyok Zodvedzen, she will laugh at you.

Dadarmyok Zodvedzen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dadarmyok Zodvedzen's Holy Commandments

1. Dadarmyok Zodvedzen loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from gray seals, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Do not take Dadarmyok Zodvedzen's name in vain.

5. Do not eat bananas.