Weebudnig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome tapir.

Weebudnig created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Weebudnig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weebudnig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Weebudnig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Weebudnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing orange scarves and balancing three titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not wear green clothing.