Riphakstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful horse.

Riphakstrag created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riphakstrag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Riphakstrag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Riphakstrag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Riphakstrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Riphakstrag three times a day.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Always obey Riphakstrag's priests.