Xin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, quiet narwhal.

Xin created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Xin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to snakes while wearing cyan corsets.

5. You must never eat lemons.
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