Nuttlibyim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful zebra.

Nuttlibyim created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlibyim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuttlibyim, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nuttlibyim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nuttlibyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.