Danzakkikcetrat is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, sage
bird.
Danzakkikcetrat created oxygen nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Danzakkikcetrat, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Danzakkikcetrat, it will make you grow a tail.
Danzakkikcetrat's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Danzakkikcetrat's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never talk about chromosomes.