Danzakkikcetrat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage bird.

Danzakkikcetrat created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Danzakkikcetrat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Danzakkikcetrat, it will make you grow a tail.

Danzakkikcetrat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Danzakkikcetrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.