Sugfitnadleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented shark.

Sugfitnadleg created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfitnadleg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugfitnadleg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sugfitnadleg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sugfitnadleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near gulls.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.