Miszedbep is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic lizard.

Miszedbep created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miszedbep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Miszedbep, it will turn you into a hamster.

Miszedbep's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Miszedbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.