Stafyiklam Vidcipsad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate jellyfish.

Stafyiklam Vidcipsad created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafyiklam Vidcipsad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stafyiklam Vidcipsad, she will curse you with boils.

Stafyiklam Vidcipsad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stafyiklam Vidcipsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.