Kendodhit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered toad.

Kendodhit created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kendodhit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kendodhit, she will turn you into a duck.

Kendodhit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kendodhit's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Never paint your back gray.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Hide from fawn rats for they are unholy.