Litdodbin Dotvonkyim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical lion.

Litdodbin Dotvonkyim created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Litdodbin Dotvonkyim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Litdodbin Dotvonkyim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Litdodbin Dotvonkyim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Litdodbin Dotvonkyim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Litdodbin Dotvonkyim.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never laugh near tortoises.

5. Never write about planets.