Fidcambadfas is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, happy rat.

Fidcambadfas created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidcambadfas, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fidcambadfas, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fidcambadfas' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fidcambadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Hide if eight gulls approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.