Tafmilbell Fabgunnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful armadillo.

Tafmilbell Fabgunnarl created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafmilbell Fabgunnarl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafmilbell Fabgunnarl, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tafmilbell Fabgunnarl's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tafmilbell Fabgunnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Tafmilbell Fabgunnarl in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from indigo cats for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.