Pagdun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain crab.

Pagdun created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagdun, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pagdun's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pagdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never paint your face green.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.