Hasnarlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, charitable lobster.

Hasnarlarg created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasnarlarg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hasnarlarg, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hasnarlarg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hasnarlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Hasnarlarg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing pink boots.

3. Never chant near snails.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.