Fithigsas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking wasp.

Fithigsas created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fithigsas, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fithigsas, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fithigsas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fithigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the west.

4. Seals are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.