Cipsidvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing fox.

Cipsidvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipsidvonk, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipsidvonk, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cipsidvonk's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cipsidvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cipsidvonk.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must love Cipsidvonk.