Yartraggup is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish centipede.

Yartraggup created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartraggup, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yartraggup, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yartraggup's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yartraggup's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Yartraggup's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the north.