Bogdudstan Xuckfabmon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent grasshopper.

Bogdudstan Xuckfabmon created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdudstan Xuckfabmon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bogdudstan Xuckfabmon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bogdudstan Xuckfabmon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bogdudstan Xuckfabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the west.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never skip near seals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.