Sadtabcem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish dragonfly.

Sadtabcem created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadtabcem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadtabcem, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sadtabcem's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sadtabcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.