Flaggumpad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable hydra.

Flaggumpad created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Flaggumpad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flaggumpad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flaggumpad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flaggumpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.