Flisfemdonzenparknadcuddot Rapfidnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, conceited rat.

Flisfemdonzenparknadcuddot Rapfidnarl created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfemdonzenparknadcuddot Rapfidnarl, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flisfemdonzenparknadcuddot Rapfidnarl, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flisfemdonzenparknadcuddot Rapfidnarl's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Flisfemdonzenparknadcuddot Rapfidnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Flisfemdonzenparknadcuddot Rapfidnarl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Worship no other gods but Flisfemdonzenparknadcuddot Rapfidnarl.

5. Hide from brown shrews for they are unholy.