Gamtanfas is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, weak eagle.

Gamtanfas created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamtanfas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gamtanfas, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gamtanfas' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gamtanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Never paint your feet black.

5. Always take life seriously.