Nabbesttaftaillop is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating dolphin.

Nabbesttaftaillop created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbesttaftaillop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nabbesttaftaillop, it will laugh at you.

Nabbesttaftaillop's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nabbesttaftaillop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nabbesttaftaillop.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Do not take Nabbesttaftaillop's name in vain.

5. Never go into violet rooms.