Jamfly is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless bear.

Jamfly created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamfly, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jamfly, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jamfly's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jamfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face mauve.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never talk about fire.