Armhatbog Linarnrawfly is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty coyote.

Armhatbog Linarnrawfly created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armhatbog Linarnrawfly, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armhatbog Linarnrawfly, she will have a low opinion of you.

Armhatbog Linarnrawfly's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Armhatbog Linarnrawfly's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red mites, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Armhatbog Linarnrawfly.

3. Worship no other gods but Armhatbog Linarnrawfly.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.