Cipxuckpod Somgepgidnanbogbap Dudfatdundiss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent wasp.

Cipxuckpod Somgepgidnanbogbap Dudfatdundiss created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cipxuckpod Somgepgidnanbogbap Dudfatdundiss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cipxuckpod Somgepgidnanbogbap Dudfatdundiss, it will laugh at you.

Cipxuckpod Somgepgidnanbogbap Dudfatdundiss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cipxuckpod Somgepgidnanbogbap Dudfatdundiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not take Cipxuckpod Somgepgidnanbogbap Dudfatdundiss' name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat cucumbers.