Febdaptal is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever whale.

Febdaptal created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febdaptal, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febdaptal, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Febdaptal's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Febdaptal's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never wear mauve shoes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.