Wapbuddod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish deer.

Wapbuddod created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbuddod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wapbuddod, he will boil you in a big pot.

Wapbuddod's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wapbuddod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Wapbuddod must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.