Rutwannuttbag is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, thoughtless
squid.
Rutwannuttbag created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rutwannuttbag, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Rutwannuttbag, he will cry a lot.
Rutwannuttbag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Rutwannuttbag's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Always wear blue.
4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.
5. Never write about nucleic acids.