Sigdapgil is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong porpoise.

Sigdapgil created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigdapgil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigdapgil, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sigdapgil's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sigdapgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing yellow corsets and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sigdapgil on top of all buildings.

4. Never hop near dolphins.

5. Do not eat bread.