Gedtittag Janrilgub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever armadillo.

Gedtittag Janrilgub created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedtittag Janrilgub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedtittag Janrilgub, she will turn you into a plant.

Gedtittag Janrilgub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gedtittag Janrilgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from gray aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedtittag Janrilgub.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.