Govbosshim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced coyote.

Govbosshim created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Govbosshim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Govbosshim, he will be very sad.

Govbosshim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Govbosshim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Govbosshim loves geese, so they must be honoured.