Fompidhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful skunk.

Fompidhot created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fompidhot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fompidhot, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fompidhot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fompidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Fompidhot loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not take Fompidhot's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.