Butsakgof Lopcepvonk Pomyokbag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthinking mink.

Butsakgof Lopcepvonk Pomyokbag created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butsakgof Lopcepvonk Pomyokbag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Butsakgof Lopcepvonk Pomyokbag, it will turn you into a rock.

Butsakgof Lopcepvonk Pomyokbag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Butsakgof Lopcepvonk Pomyokbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing indigo trousers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.