Fodnulnak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered penguin.

Fodnulnak created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnulnak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fodnulnak, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fodnulnak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fodnulnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Fodnulnak loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.