Larnwikgomquartyammadbass is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, capable hare.

Larnwikgomquartyammadbass created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Larnwikgomquartyammadbass, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Larnwikgomquartyammadbass, she will throw large rocks at you.

Larnwikgomquartyammadbass' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Larnwikgomquartyammadbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help tortoises in need.