Nakbugcan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous turtle.

Nakbugcan created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbugcan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nakbugcan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nakbugcan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nakbugcan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Nakbugcan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Worship no other gods but Nakbugcan.