Flowbagwadbutdobgutpag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, generous cobra.

Flowbagwadbutdobgutpag created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowbagwadbutdobgutpag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flowbagwadbutdobgutpag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flowbagwadbutdobgutpag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Flowbagwadbutdobgutpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to moths while wearing shirts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing fawn coats.