Targrenmid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient camel.

Targrenmid created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Targrenmid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targrenmid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Targrenmid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Targrenmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never talk about stars.