Bomtanstan Liblidsom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous butterfly.

Bomtanstan Liblidsom created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomtanstan Liblidsom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bomtanstan Liblidsom, she will turn you into a rat.

Bomtanstan Liblidsom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bomtanstan Liblidsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not take Bomtanstan Liblidsom's name in vain.