Wipsinwit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent dugong.

Wipsinwit created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Wipsinwit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipsinwit, he will turn you into a frog.

Wipsinwit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wipsinwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear fawn shirts.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry geese.