Queegrawveg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast raven.

Queegrawveg created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegrawveg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegrawveg, it will torture you forever.

Queegrawveg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Queegrawveg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.