Rulfotbastpidtifsad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Rulfotbastpidtifsad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulfotbastpidtifsad, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Rulfotbastpidtifsad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Rulfotbastpidtifsad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Rulfotbastpidtifsad's Holy Commandments1. Never write about bacteria.
2. Never go into cyan rooms.
3. Learn eight new languages a year.
4. Never hop in the presence of sharks.
5. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.