Vonrawbasttab is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, self-confident
octopus.
Vonrawbasttab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.
If you believe in
Vonrawbasttab, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Vonrawbasttab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Vonrawbasttab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Vonrawbasttab's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Vonrawbasttab's priests.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Vonrawbasttab must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Vonrawbasttab in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always pray immersed in water.